Anyway, here are a few quotes I came across in the last few days that I thought were great. Some are funny and some make me think. I have lots more, but I figure making long lists of quotes dilutes their power.
Now, if only I wasn't too lazy to find the context for some of these to see what in the world he meant by them...
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.